正港台式英文 By 於真 2006.12.12

系辦的外面忽然貼了一張海報，內容如下：
(Join Our Party)

When?
December 8th
From 3:30-530 pm
Why?
To practice your English skills!
Where?
Li Shu Lo 6F (立緒樓6樓)

We will welcome some foreigners-friends, come to chat with them!
- only English language accepted-

(Be careful)
Free entrance But you will be taxed if you use any language

Students = 50”NT
Teachers = 100”NT
我看完了後，還真的有點不太懂在寫什麼呢！於是我抓的幾個學生來讀讀海報的內容，他們就真的讀給我聽：
(參加我們的Party)
何時?
12月8 日
從下午3:30-530
為什麼?
實踐您的英語技能!
在哪裡?
立緒樓六樓
我們將歡迎一些外國人朋友, 來與他們聊天!
- 唯一英語接受-
(小心)
免費進入，但您將被收稅如果您使用任一語言
學生= 50"nt
老師= 100"nt
........接著，換來我的無言，這三個小瓜滿臉的得意樣，他們跟我說：『哇！老師！我們覺得今天我們麼英文真的很好喔！從來沒有像今天一樣，看的懂，且是全都懂喔！』唉！可是我所讀到的是：
(Join Our Party) ....參加我們的舞會

When?.........何時？
December 8th .......12月8日
From 3:30-530 pm.....3：30-5：30Pm
Why?..........為何？
To practice your English skills!.......練習你的英文能力
Where?.......哪裡？
Li Shu Lo 6F (立緒樓6樓)......立緒樓 6樓

We will welcome some foreigners-friends, come to chat with them!.......我們會歡迎一些外國人，朋友來和他們對話（外國人來自言自語）
- only English language accepted-......只接受英文

(Be careful).....小心
Free entrance But you will be taxed if you use any language.....免費進入但是你將會因為使用任何語言被罰（也就是要當啞巴因為不可使用任何語言）

Students = 50”NT ......學生們總共價值50塊台幣
Teachers = 100”NT.....老師們總共價值100塊台幣
哈！所以全系的學生只值50NT喔！真是俗阿！哈！果真是很台的英文！也令我很憂心，不過卻是一個好的開始不是嗎？
我覺得應該要改成：
(Join Our Party)

When?
December 8th ....... From 3:30-5:30 pm on 8th of December
From 3:30-530 pm
Why?
To practice your English skills!.........To Practice your English
Where?
Li Shu Lo 6F (立緒樓6樓).......6th floor of Li Shu building

We will welcome some foreigners-friends, come to chat with them!.......We will invite some foreigners to join us. Please, come to practice your English with them.
- only English language accepted-......English will be the only spoken language in this party.

(Be careful)
Free entrance But you will be taxed if you use any language........Free entrance but you will be taxed if you use any language other than English.

Students = 50”NT ....... Each student will be taxed 50NT
Teachers = 100”NT...... Each teacher will be taxed 100NT

哈！好玩吧！